so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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