you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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