we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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