let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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