You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Randomize
