Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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