Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
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i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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