"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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