I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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