I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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