Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
