Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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