I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You took a bar mat shot.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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