he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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