Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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