Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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