walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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