For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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