Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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