is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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