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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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