Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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