That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Sorry my hands just texted you
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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