So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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