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(415): View more from California

I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.

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(514): View more from Quebec

in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.

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(513): View more from Ohio

just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.

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(516): View more from New York

my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...

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(585): View more from New York

Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder

(732): View more from New Jersey

Eh it happens

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