would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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