Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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