Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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