Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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