Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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