super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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