This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.