what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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