im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*