So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.