hotel room ftw
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
