Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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