How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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