I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
this just has baby written all over it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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