that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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