I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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