420 ftw
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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