Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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