Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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