I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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