Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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