So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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