Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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