a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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