Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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