too bad you live with your parents still
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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