we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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