How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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