so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
