My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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