Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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