whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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