I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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