Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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