The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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